Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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