The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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