she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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