No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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