So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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