repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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