i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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