Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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