dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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