You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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