so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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