meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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