exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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