yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is it penis luge time yet?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
do nipples grow back?
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