dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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