he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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