let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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