Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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