It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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