just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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