once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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