So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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