remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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