I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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