Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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