We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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