I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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