I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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