She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she looked like the before picture.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I can't put those talents on a resume
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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