Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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