I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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