you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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