i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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