So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
