So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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