Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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