dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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