Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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