Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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