There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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