dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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