Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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