i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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