summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Drake has all the answers
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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