do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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