you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Found the puke drawer
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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