bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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