Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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