Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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