Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(315): View more from New York

Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.

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(416): View more from Ontario

we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance

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(516): View more from New York

You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.

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(212): View more from New York

it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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(209): View more from California

you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...

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(770): View more from Georgia

Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.

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(212): View more from New York

You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...

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(662): View more from Mississippi

That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.

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