Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Good thing I've started drinking again
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.