Me. At least after what I've been through.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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