i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.