Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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