haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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