38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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