Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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