I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
i think im in europe. pls send help
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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