alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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