Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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