Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..