whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.