What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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