Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?

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(602): View more from Arizona

I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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(719): View more from Colorado

We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting

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(701): View more from North Dakota

First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.

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(425): View more from Washington

Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.

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(214): View more from Texas

Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night

(551): View more from New Jersey

oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him

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