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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages

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• (818): View more from California

  he made a bald eagle out of coke lines

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• (619): View more from California

  I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.

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• (714): View more from California

  BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..

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