Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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