Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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