If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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