escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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