Got a toothbrush?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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