oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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